So, yeah - me and my mom just totally foiled a terrorist plot, armed only with witty banter. Oh, I had a sharp steak knife. Perhaps the steak knife was there only to show how freakin dangerously cool I was, as I clambered across a large shattered wooden rowboat, like a pirate born on the savage seas.
The only bummer was that the code for the free movies we were planning on going to was on the terrorist's needlepoint project that was confiscated by the govt taskforce that cleaned up the scene. Bastards. Agent Mom was trying to weasel out of the movies, since we didn't have the free code. Damn.
BTW: Strawberry Angelfood cake is kinda like non crunchy cotton candy that doesn't melt in your mouth.
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